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Fri, Dec. 8th, 2006, 12:14 am
marriage with her, while we, awaiting this, all our days quarrel for the sake of her excellence, nor

One thing I hate about Christmas shopping: getting all the swag (so far) all wrapped and ribboned and then realizing your pile for this person is much, much larger than your pile for those people. It always seems to happen to me. And now, the manic race to even it out.

Fri, Dec. 8th, 2006 08:59 pm (UTC)
iheartretards

As of November 2006, no woman has been stoned to death in Iran for adultery since 2001

Irans new tourism motto should read "COME TO IRAN, WE HAVEN'T STONED A WOMAN IN 5 YEARS!"

Fri, Dec. 8th, 2006 09:14 pm (UTC)
fordmadoxfraud

The hilarious thing about stoning in Iran? Guys, when they stone them, just get it in the corner of the prison courtyard or something. Girls? They bury them up to their necks first. Because otherwise getting beaten to death by giant fucking rocks might uncover their naked breasts.

Fri, Dec. 8th, 2006 09:44 pm (UTC)
iheartretards

OH NOES!